she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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