Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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