Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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