i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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