My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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