i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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