he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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