i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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