Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No subtext here. People are naked.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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