i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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