I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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