If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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