Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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