I want to make a zoo with you.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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