I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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