if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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