Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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