dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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