I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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