He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
