brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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