once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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