I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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