I'd wear matching sweaters with you
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Floor bacon is actually really good
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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