Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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