And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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