oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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