He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
