i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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