I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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