everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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