is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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