Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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