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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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