so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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