Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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