How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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