So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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