Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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