dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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