I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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