So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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