what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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