That's intense
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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