obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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