You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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