can we get nightvision for the apartment?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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