Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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