ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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