Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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